hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Small dick energy

The essence of elon musk

Elon musk has small dick energy

by MGCs'slut January 12, 2024

Sugar dicking

Typically a man of low value, but who fucks good, can emotionally manipulate a woman into doing the things he wants her to do, by fucking her brains out. Hobosexuals and sugar dickers usually go hand in hand.

Man, that bs might work on Janine, but, that sugar dicking shit don't work on me, i need the money I loaned you last month.

by Daniel's jack January 13, 2024

Mooby Dick

A dick that has man boobs.

That Shannon is a complete dick. Have you seen his moobs? He's like Mooby Dick.

by Johnny Dick head January 14, 2024

Mooby Dick

A dick that has man boobs.

That Shannon is a complete dick. Have you seen his man tits? He's like Mooby Dick.

by Johnny Dick head January 14, 2024

Jackson's Dick

A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."

Man, Did you see the new kid in the locker room? He sure has Jackson's Dick!

by platergamer January 14, 2024

Dick rider

Used to describe a teacher's pet. Someone who gets special treatment (from a teacher for example) and does things to please people sometimes.

That girl is such a dick-rider. She acts like a teacher's pet.

Dick rider people

by cecehelps.org January 15, 2024