get the fuck off my life.

or.. gettofmylife.
A very good term for when someone does something retarded or spazzy.

E.g.
Incest Person: I fucked my mum!
Me:
Get the fuck off my life.

E.g.2
n00b: Lol, i have a weiner.
Me: ¬_¬ Gettofmylife.

by lol@aids December 11, 2006

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

To express dislike towards a person

When breaking up with someone who leaves their gf/bf to hang out with another girl/boy somewhere else

Girl: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
Boy: What horse?
Girl: (Points at other girl) That fucking Horse

by Papi for dinner August 16, 2012

you got me fucked up

confused

Girl: I need directions to your house.
Boy: Make your first left, 2nd right, then make another right when u see the statue of the --
Girl: Whoa, you got me fucked up right now. You said turn left or right at what statue?

by SpinSpin Sugar July 16, 2020

ball bashing mother fucking bastard

someone who squashes sandwiches

girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me

by simple immortality November 11, 2006

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay

"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

by LxmonSage July 3, 2021

two day old nigger fuck

This is when you try to go down on your woman and her vagina smells like it has two day old nigger sperm in it

Damn man i went to eat that bitches pussy last night and that shit smelled like two day old nigger fuck! I told her ass to go buy 10 douches!

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

What the fuck did i just watch

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content

Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

by zycone August 8, 2019