Set up for disaster

Being a Walmart cashier.

My boy Jorge was set up for disaster at Walmart.

by ItsJustRelatableBro July 19, 2022

tails up

"Tails up!" is a British expression sadly fallen into disuse. It was used to encourage people to high hearts and healthy optimism. Check idioms.thefreedictionary.

"Off you go lads, and tails up!" "We'll go to court with our tails up!"

by lunginghippo April 7, 2019

shut up mii main

you are a subhuman who does not deserve the right to speak to me

punky on twitter.com is talking? i will reply with shut up mii main

by ShadteR November 16, 2020

Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.

Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊

by spuncer December 9, 2020

shut yo bum ass up

when u havin a bad day and some random person is talking to u abt random shit u don't even give two kharas abt

person 1 :hey did you know that jason and troy were making out today
person 2: shut yo bum ass up

by sniffxy August 27, 2023

Geek'd Up

To be super happy and/or smiley.

She was on the phone with her boyfriend and was all geek'd up!

by idon'tknowwhattopick November 15, 2018

Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia

The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express

by DisgruntledVet November 1, 2023