geek boner

Getting excited over videos games, computer specs, a piece of gear drop on wow, and so on, like you would get if you see a hot girl.
geek boner: Your friend get a new computer and when you look at the specs you cant stand up for 20mins
by zepth007 December 05, 2009
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Bum Boner

The second boner of the day that you’ve had with your girl and you just know it’s going to last a long time so you’re saving it for her bum.
Baby your ass is so fine I hope to get a bum boner later for it.
by Jimmyxxxj9 August 29, 2021
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Projectile Boner

It can be a touch, sight, smell, or anything SO erotic that you get immediate quality wood. Also can cure extreme cases of the phenomenon known as a "bonershrinker".
Clinton: That maid just gave me a projectile boner, which you ALL know means that I gotta act on it. I hope my career won't be harmed.
by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 02, 2010
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Boner King

People Who Work at Burger King With Large Boners.
I Just Had Lunch at Boner King.
by Kjman February 16, 2015
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Adrenal Boner

When a male human gets an erection without anything sexual-related
"Man, dude i have such an adrenal boner after that rollercoaster ride"
by funkymohawk July 11, 2008
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Insta-Boner

Something EXTREMELY that gives guys boners the second they see it.
"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."

"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."
by dianaandsavvy November 30, 2012
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reg boner

Being overtly enthusiastic about enforcing rules and regulations. Most commonly used in military circles.

The act of getting excited sexually by the enforcement of unimportant rules and regulations.
OMG there goes Mikey with another reg boner....
by IMightBeBatman June 04, 2013
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