Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."

after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."

by vistalover August 20, 2012

boner cause

someone so sexy it causes you a boner

damn, man, that girl is some serious boner cause

by smartpanties123 December 25, 2013

Bum Boner

The second boner of the day that you’ve had with your girl and you just know it’s going to last a long time so you’re saving it for her bum.

Baby your ass is so fine I hope to get a bum boner later for it.

by Jimmyxxxj9 August 28, 2021

Boner Hill

When you penis is erect and penetrates your bed sheet and forms a hill.

I noticed my boner hill this morning

by Koji L. September 7, 2016

Boner King

People Who Work at Burger King With Large Boners.

I Just Had Lunch at Boner King.

by Kjman February 16, 2015

Townshend Boner

The extreme awe you experience after seeing Pete Townshend of The Who do his signature Powerslide. This is normally accompanied by a raging boner.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Pete Townshend do that amazing powerslide?

Guy 2: Yeah, man. It totally gave me a Townshend boner.

by Xxxyzyz2 April 26, 2011

Projectile Boner

It can be a touch, sight, smell, or anything SO erotic that you get immediate quality wood. Also can cure extreme cases of the phenomenon known as a "bonershrinker".

Clinton: That maid just gave me a projectile boner, which you ALL know means that I gotta act on it. I hope my career won't be harmed.

by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 2, 2010