Jackson Hastie is the biggest bitch ass nigger in the whole entire world. But his asshole is tighter than any object known to man. All 8.2 inches of his big girthy bulging penis feel soooooo good.
George Floyd: You heard of that Jackson Hastie guy?? I heard he has the fattestttt cock.
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho
by propergeeza123 October 31, 2023
Get the Jackson Hastiemug. by Ur mom sped March 4, 2021
Get the Jacksonmug. When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.
That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.
by NorseStar November 9, 2022
Get the took a jacksonmug. 
Jackson is the guy to turn out gay in his friend group. He can be funny but that’s only when he’s himself (aka being gay) usually has quite the big friend group but ends up trying to hook up with all of them. Then that sadly leaves him lonely.
by justgoanddiethanks November 9, 2019
Get the Jacksonmug. Jackson is a beautiful boy with light brown, curly hair, eyes that make anyone melt, a gorgeous smile and striking looks that will turn anyone's head on the street. Jackson is the guy everyone wants to be or date. Jackson is both the envy of everyone and everyone's best friend. The guy you'll show up to a party for on the chance you might see him. Adventurous, carefree, kind, fun, and down to earth, Jackson is the guy that brings you joy even on your worst days.
by jupitersoup101 July 28, 2024
Get the Jacksonmug. The name of myself in real life
by the Abraham Simpson January 30, 2019
Get the Jacksonmug.