To get up from the toilet without wiping ones ass; usually to do something urgent such as answer a phone or to get a new roll of toilet paper when none is left in the bathroom.
I quickly wet assed it over to the guest bathroom after realizing, too late, that the roll in the master bathroom was empty.
by Vyache September 14, 2009
Get the wet assmug. The act of wacking off in a condom, flipping it inside out, and fucking your girl.
Also, using your friends used condom is a great alternative.
Also, using your friends used condom is a great alternative.
Pete waited for nancy (after wacking it hard) after her long working day and decided to give her a nice wet seal.
by Mike1356 October 13, 2010
Get the Wet Sealmug. Engaging in sexual intercoarse with a woman, presumably your wife or girlfriend, shortly after having sex with another woman. You basically are fucking her while your dick is still wet (metaphorically) from the previous encounter.
by The Orginal Big Daddy G April 9, 2009
Get the wet fuckmug. After you dump your load in a rubber while boning a trick, you take it off and shoot her in the face with it.
Just when she thought it was safe to turn around, she got pegged between the eyes with a wet sniper.
by MeR-DeR November 10, 2008
Get the wet snipermug. The dreaded sticky, and usually ice cold patch, in the bed created when a gay guy either:
- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or
- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.
- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or
- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.
Guy 1: 'Why is it always me that gets to sleep in the wet patch?'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'
by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012
Get the Wet Patchmug. A form a payback to someone that entails deviant sexual circumstances. One never knows the exact nature of the retribution nor the devise used for such and is unable to protect them self or avoid it.
by Shifty Eye May 29, 2012
Get the wet floormug. Predominantly applies to frot in its heterosexual context.
A frot that involves bodily fluids, either male contact with female bodily fluids, or ejection of male fluids caused by the female.
A frot that involves bodily fluids, either male contact with female bodily fluids, or ejection of male fluids caused by the female.
by spaggler April 30, 2004
Get the wet frotmug.