Weed-Drawals

When you haven’t had any of the wacky-tobacky for a day and you start feeling every single emotion on the spectrum.

Joe: Are you okay?
Me: No, I’m having major weed-drawals...
Joe: Weed-drawals?
Me: JUST SHUT UP AND FIND ME A FUCKING NUGGET! *sobs uncontrollably in fetal position*

by Weedla August 21, 2018

Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.

Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*

by k80theshade February 18, 2025

Weed

A man named Andre

Yooo is that weed?

by True Man the third December 10, 2022

weed farmer

A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.

James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Weed

Weed is the reason to live

Get high and forget all your problems, nothing could be better than getting high Listening to some music and eating Oreos

I’m so baked right now

Where did you get weed man
Good question

by InvincibleTillProvenVincible September 4, 2022

Weeding

When yourself or you and a group of stoner friends, smoke weed with one or more people that have never smoked weed before.

"I love weeding people." "You're about to get weeded."

by EthosElite June 6, 2015

Weed Wacker

A person who gets high, then masterbates.

Watch out for that kid, he’s a registered Weed Wacker.

by Eauxwen February 2, 2022