A theory that says that the universe, life, and everything in between is the result of God releasing premature ejaculation.
by Pickle Richard October 11, 2019
Get the The Big Wank Theorymug. by Deaths_rat December 5, 2007
Get the wank toffeemug. synonym to chicken fucker.
A tidy wank is a really nice guy who you love to hit with bottels on the head, but your not really sure why.
A tidy wank is a really nice guy who you love to hit with bottels on the head, but your not really sure why.
by John Randel Norwick April 23, 2009
Get the tidy wankmug. in this context, used to describe the inane and vacant expression sometimes appearing upon an individual's countenance, suggesting that they are unable to focus or concentrate on current events owing to a preoccupation or pervious misdemeanour involving some form of deviant activity
Andrew, you've gone all Soapy Tit Wank again; will you please just get a grip, a life and a proper haircut, or just fuck off home, will you?
by The Poison Dwarf July 15, 2010
Get the Soapy Tit Wankmug. the act of one party ejaculating another parties male genitilia. said very often by logan while playing COD4 online.
by Asa_911 September 27, 2008
Get the Jank my wankmug. 1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.
2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.
3. A penis.
2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.
3. A penis.
1.
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...
2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!
3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...
2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!
3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!
by Thora "Trif" Rogers October 9, 2006
Get the Mexican Wanking Fishmug. Wanking while sticking a couple of fingers up your own arse. Sort of like a manual simulation of taking the central role in a no-handed conga, or being the meat in a man sandwich.
Euggh what's that under your fingernails? Oh sorry I got carried away and had a ball pot wank last night.
by Bearded Clam December 9, 2008
Get the ball pot wankmug.