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Urban Dictionary

1. A place used not just by you but by law enforcement, advertisers, and your mom. It helps everyone keep up on the new code words you used on twitter this week to describe what you did last friday.

And yes, the police are coming for you....run!

2. The reason you failed english class
Example#1

Suspects home was stormed by police due to his self incriminating post about his white lighting a prop with his dirty double d.

Luckily law enforcement knew what that meant and quickly stormed the scene, He is now safely in prison in another mans arms. Happy valentines day

2. Urban dictionary seemed to have played a role in the naming of the new "epic selfie donkey punch coke" brand.
by InvitroCannibal February 24, 2015
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Urban moderator

A worker of the Urban Community that accepts or declines people’s definitions also ban’s the people who do not accept the rule’s of the website pretty much a good worker in a kinda good website accepting bad definition’s.
Hey bro have you tried on being a urban moderator

Oh I can do that? Nice I’ll try bro thanks for the advise I’ll check out the requirements and the paycheck’s.
by Α January 25, 2022
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Urban Abuse

Entering a phrase in the Urban Dictionary that is meaningless, useless, pathetic and pointless.
When I received the latest Urban Dictionary definition of Book Google, I couldn't believe the growing Urban Abuse being submitted.
by Fred LeTed August 19, 2010
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urban tea

The creator of hit dance video "Clubbin Techniques 101" where he teaches dance movements for guys to hit up on girls. The moves include The Fatality, low back pain, severe low back pain , blue 52, ground beef and the missionary.

www.clubbintechniques101.com
Damn!! Did you see urban tea? It was really him tonite at the clubs!
by pete168 March 8, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A place where people show case the mental retardation they have been undergoing for the days it took them to finally be able to let it out to the world.
And a place where everyone goes ahead and reads it anyway, in an unsuccessful bid to find something meaningful and getting comic explanations every other time
Look for the meaning of meaning in urban dictionary and see what i mean
by squeakyAF June 21, 2015
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Urban Dictionary

A way for people to invent definitions, and new words. The butchery of the English language. A way for posers to look up stereotypes and then pose as other people. A way for kids to look up slang and repeat the slang they look up to act cool. A way for people to give different meanings to the words they use, in the hopes that it will catch on and become the norm. A website dedicated to listing people's opinions, and hate. A way for people to believe everything they read. The exact miss use of the word Dictionary.
fake kid: You are a chiv!
kid: What the fuck is a chiv?
fake kid: Someone like you!
kid: What?
fake kid: Haha lol you've never been on urban dictionary. Chiv emo hipster suicidal loser kid!
kid: Why are you talking like that? I don't even know how those go together?
fake kid: This is how I talk. Just deal with it poser wannabe loser!
kid: Wow I guess I need to start looking these made up words on the internet so I know what the fuck he was talking about.
by 246thPointlessDefinition January 3, 2010
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Stop !urbaning

A phrase uttered largely when a group of spam-inducing morons in an IRC channel abuse a bot's !urban trigger, which when combined with a text string accesses urbandictionary's database for results on that text string.
"!urban cow"
"!urban car"
"!urban lol"
"..."
"!urban stop !urbaning"
by Anonymous March 25, 2005
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