Grinding the turtle 

Having sex up against a wall with a fat girl wearing a tight girdle, the skirt of which rubs the base of your dick raw!

"Did I see you at it with Fat Annie round the back just now, Dude?" Yeah! I need ointment! I was really Grinding the Turtle!

Grinding the turtle by dickkidido March 12, 2011

snappy like a turtle 

Even snappier then snappy

Austin's snappy like a turtle.

snappy like a turtle by soccerchick April 22, 2006

Shy Turtle 

When one of your close friends acts shy around you for no appearent reason

Make a fist, Poke your thumb out of the middle of the four fingers and slowly withdraw it.

"Sonny sits at our table everyday but doesnt say shit"
"Thats a shy turtle"

Make a fist, Poke your thumb

Shy Turtle by Wooplah April 24, 2009

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

When you and 3 of your buddies bang your girl with nunchucks then you all eat Pizza.

Yo, last night we Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtled her ass, Heros in a Half Shell BIATCH.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle by BARFUNKEL October 23, 2006

The Ninja Turtle 

A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.

I can this one the Ninja Turtle.

The Ninja Turtle by MonmouthConglomerate October 5, 2009

3-eyed turtle 

A highly unachievable sexual position. One that has never been done before.

Q: Did they do the 3-eyed turtle?

A: Shit Dawg! That bitch didn't get nuttin'

3-eyed turtle by Chedder Cheese December 5, 2003

shat on a turtle 

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle

dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle

shat on a turtle by patrick March 27, 2005