fuck wizard

A magic wizard of black magic fuckery. Typically the term is used to denote a woman with specialized characteristics which include: dingleberryologist, digestor of hot pockets, cum whispering, and connoisseur of blumpkins. The term can both be derogatory and one of endearment.

Hey fuck wizard, pass me the television remote.

by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018

squid fuck

noob squid is getting fucked

A noob squid is cumming, which is called squid fuck

by Fuckrick November 28, 2022

kong fucking

When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.

Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking

by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019

Lip Fuck

To makeout with someone but very fucking aggressively, like you have been starving for years and those lips infront of you, is the only food available for now.

Her: Stop just dirty talking Mick and eat me like you mean it already.

Mick: Keep shut, and dont blame me later saying i didnt warn you then *smirks, then grabs her waist and pulls her up, pushes her against the wall, pulls her hair and then lip fucks her like a zombie* mmmm~~

Her: *wraps her legs around his waist* mmmm~~

by Mick_6.9 September 10, 2020

Fuck Covid!

The content of a popular bumper sticker during Covid-19 Pandemic times.

I’ve already made many millions from my bumper sticker, available in 20 languages so far, which simply declares, “Fuck Covid!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

Fuck Stain

Something which a lot of people in this world should have been.

Mate, those people over there are total fuck stains

by Lala and Po 2 May 13, 2022

deposit fucked

The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)

i just got deposit fucked by my landlord for not cleaning the top of the light shade.

by messyp April 1, 2009