Thomas flyswatter

bug hater

A thomas flyswatter appeared and started taking a dookie on my new carpet 🥰

by CERTIFIED SILLYGUY REAL March 22, 2024

thomas emmitt

The best.

Tom: "You know, it may have taken me years of improvement to get this far but I believe I'm becoming a real Thomas Emmitt."
Fred: "No son, you can never be a Thomas Emmitt... he is simply The Best."

by Kelzayeee June 2, 2019

Thomas!

To be short of your goal/objective.

Guy1: Nice that might go in the basket.

Guy2: Thomas!

by ThEBeaNDiP August 2, 2023

Thomas

Is the straight motha fuckin man…

Your wife’s bestie: Is that…?
Your wife: Thomas

by Lonny Bahonos November 23, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is the most gorgeous person you'll ever meet. If you ever meet Thomas, you'll always want to be around them. Their personality is so bright and wonderful. They are confident and carefree, and they will always be there to listen when you are at your worst. Thomas will wear wear whatever seems comfortable to them, but they will look SO GOOD in anything they put on.

Thomas makes a great friend, but they make an even better partner. They will love an cherish you for as long as they can, and they will make you feel so good about yourself.

NEVER LET THEM GO, YOU'LL REGRET IT!

'Thomas is so goddamn beautiful, dude.'
'Bro, thats kinda gay.'

by eeperbeeper December 27, 2021

Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

Thomas Applegate

Has a Huge Crush on a girl but just won't admit it. he is tall, handsome, and athletic... he is a trouble maker but makes you laugh really hard. all the ladies want him but he only likes 1 girl and will always go back to her.

Oh look at that Thomas Applegate. he i so cute but he likes her.

by 😈Shawdy44😉 September 18, 2020