Wood

A very hard, long, and strong penis that penetrates with ease and leaves a mark

His wood was supper long and strong.

by Beanur_hype June 16, 2017

Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.

Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.

by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016

bretton wood

The best 'oldies' singer ever

Bretton wood: Now maybe I was jealous talking right outta my head but baby if I wasn't would u take back what u said~I'm still her Breton wood

by MerissamunozahaxD May 14, 2015

Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.

1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.

by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010

Jake Wood

average

Jake Wood

by nottherealclashofficial May 2, 2022

Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.

If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023

Chapel Wood

The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service

I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.

by Chargingsugar October 3, 2014