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Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.
Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.
by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015
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two sided bitch

Maddy told me I could trust her, then the next day she told the whole school I had herpes, which was not true. That little two sided bitch, she better watch her back.
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Tuscan Two Time

The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender
Dude Jessica has such a fat ass, I want to give her the good old Tuscan Two Time
by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022
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Two mothers’ chimneys

Old English saying for when something is either too difficult or too easy to do
“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”

Or

“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.
by Befarnajo July 9, 2023
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Texas two step

When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.
Dude, every time I’m trying to walk past someone we end up Texas Two Stepping
by Two Step Tutorials October 20, 2018
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Two check sandwich

To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.
"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"
by theDunson January 24, 2019
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Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more
Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole
by rarathelion November 10, 2020
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