tom cruise control

when you lock into tom cruise control you are in the most focused yet chill mood ever you are unstoppable and insanely cool

"did you see Al Pacino in heat?"
"yeah I did he locked inn tom cruise control"

by grandpa k July 15, 2022

Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

Tom Brady Syndrome

When an superstar athlete refuses to retire and let the new generation have their time

Tom brady has tom brady syndrome lol

by Gdgiles March 18, 2022

tom thumb jr

This was a dildo that was sold in the 1980's. They had it for sale in the back of porn magazine's. It appeared to be life like with the exception of its size. It was about 12 inches long with a set of balls attached.

guy 1: Hey bro check out this tom thumb jr I found. guy 2: Man what are you gonna do with that beat someone over the head with it? guy 1: No i'm gonna plug my girlfriend with it.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

Pulling a Tom Brady

When the unthinkable happens! Negating a 25 Pt deficit to Defeat The Falcons in 1st OT in Super Bowl history winning a 5th title. Yea....That kinda feeling of that level of accomplishment! 😁

My ski team made a come back this year by pulling a Tom Brady ranking #58 & Qualifying for the Good Race! Whoooo!

by Minichyna March 3, 2017

Big Dick Tom

Verified user on all big Dick subreddits, has a massive dong and likes to show it.

Person 1: have you heard of Big Dick Tom?

Person 2: Yes! I follow his Reddit u/BaronBrixius

by U/BaronBrixius March 20, 2023

The Tom Brady Special

Fully making out with your kid until they have to push you away because they can't breath.

Mom: There's our high school graduate!
Daughter: Hi Mom! Hey Dad!
Dad: Come here so I can give you The Tom Brady Special!

by isuCkATspeLiNG February 16, 2021