shut your muffins

a polite way to tell someone that their buttcheeks are talking shit.

Larry: My ass hurts from getting rammed by the black guys I hire at the furniture store.

Dave: Shut your muffins!

by slurret May 17, 2010

chicken wing muffin

n. When the lips of a girl's vagina is so flappy that it seems like they could use them to fly.

I was getting lucky with this girl and she had the nastiest chicken wing muffin.

by ElevenTen11 November 16, 2011

dixie corn muffin

using a corn filled (stiff) piece of shit as an artificial penis

After dinner she gave herself a Dixie corn muffin

by d riggins June 20, 2008

crusty blood muffin

When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.

Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.

by Jamoocaba February 4, 2010

butter your muffin

The act of pulling out during intercourse and shooting your cum on the outside of a woman's vagina.

Don't worry, I will pull out and butter your muffin.

by Urban Tony October 22, 2006

Hooch Muffin

a whore/muffin/alchoholic drink/the reefer

bacically anything...especially megan. ZEH HOOCH

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH MUFFIN!!

ZEH HOOCH MUFFINS ARE ATTACKING!!

hey...hand me one of those sweet looking hooch muffins

you are such a hooch muffin.

li3k hoooch. ow3ned

by MELLY March 9, 2004

banana nut muffin

A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina

Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"

Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically

by Yeah, that guy November 30, 2010