January 18th

January 18th the day for all the crackheads!! Remember smoke that weed or go loko

“Bro you can’t smoke weed” “ya I can it’s January 18th”

“Ohh okay”

by AJNSJDKJDJDJDHBF BE December 19, 2019

January 13

National Blonde Kiss a Ginger Day

Oh damn it’s January 13 tomorrow you know what that means…

by BigBalls9000 January 12, 2022

January 28th

National vodka RedBull day

“Hey what you drinking” “well its january 28th... give us a double vodka redbull son”

by Redbull203 January 27, 2022

January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the feces hit the fan exactly as predicted.

January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years aren’t fooling anybody.

by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021

15 january 2025

the day this definition was posted for urban dictionary to review

as of typing this it's currently 15 january 2025

by RF5C January 15, 2025

January 29th

National fuck ya ex day

You: wait it’s January 29th let me text me ex

You: ex you know what today is

Ex: no ?

You: it’s national fuck your ex day

by 1Nk January 29, 2024

January 1

Punch a tall friend day! You get to punch your tallest friend

Yo dude, it's January 1st, let's go punch Person 3

Hell yeah

by CHAOS FOREVER!!! May 13, 2022