Double Dutch, but with Dicks.
by Shmavery October 13, 2019
Get the Double Dutch Dickmug. To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.
by djmci December 18, 2012
Get the dutch mergemug. The act of defecating while doing a hand stand and then grabbing the stool with your feet and, while remaining in hand stand position, placing it on your head with your feet.
Unbenounced to her husband, Sally had become quite adept at preforming a dutch crossover in her spare time.
by An actual dutch person November 5, 2021
Get the Dutch crossovermug. When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act
Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.
by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025
Get the Dutch oven turkeymug. The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
by Provo78 March 18, 2024
Get the Dutch ovenmug. by WalenskiWalenski May 21, 2018
Get the dutch lawyermug. by Mike Oxtasty May 1, 2020
Get the Behind the scenes Dutch ruddermug.