Bum Cock

Fun

Let's have some bum cock

by bum cock August 4, 2019

disco cock

A man who refuses to shave or groom his private area (hairy)

I was with Tom last night & he has a disco cock

by Wine junkie April 30, 2022

The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December

"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"

by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019

Kahlua cock

When a man drinks so much Kahlua that he cannot get an erection for the rest of the night.

"There is nothing more pathetic than a man whose procreative functions have been rendered inactive by Kahlua and Kahlua alone.

Man, I shouldn't have drunk all that Kahlua. I got such Kahlua cock now."

by Fish126 April 12, 2009

Half Cock

Unlike what some people may believe, a half cock is the position of the hammer of a firearm when about half retracted and held by the sear so that it cannot be operated by a pull on the trigger.

Person 1: I didnt realize I had it on half cock until I tried to fire.

Person 2: You dumbass, you gotta pay attention to that shit!

by Da Hooman Who'll Kick Your Ass April 20, 2020

Cock Dyson

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.

Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'

by BenHamerEsq April 28, 2012

Cock bobbing

When you or someone is so tired you keep falling asleep over and over causing a "bobbing" effect with your head (with your mouth open). This occurs mostly in the sitting position, and resembles the motions of giving a blowjob.

I was so fucking tired today, I was cock bobbing all through class.

by virginiasucks February 18, 2012