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Captain Kidde

Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.
I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
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Captain Trips

Someone who has achieved 0 pulse, 0 heartbeat and 0 respiration. Known to some in the EMS/Law Enforcement as "Triple Zero"
We had a check-for-well-being call and when we got there the guy turned out to be Captain Trips.
by sheepdog4life December 4, 2022
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Snack Captain

The person in the relationship who thinks they’re the better snack buyer, but usually a person who uses this term selfishly is not.
I.E “I am the snack captain and pretzels are a good snack.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”
by Ewa WooWa December 27, 2022
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captain lighthouse

A tall bald headed person who has a bright glare on their head that tends to blind others. It can be used also as a beacon of light for lost travelers, who often may refer to the landmark as guidance in their travel.
Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.
Ricky Bobby was lost until he found Captain Lighthouse and was guided back to safety.
by A damn Yankee January 4, 2023
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Captains Knock

Matty Short's match winning innings of 100 off 59 nuts chasing a record 230.
Need a 'captains knock' here
by sui9999 January 5, 2023
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Sand captain

Term for Arabians, generally considered a racial slur.
by Ali Alu January 10, 2023
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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
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