Skip to main content

leaf blowing ruminations

Mindless insights that come when you are cutting the grass, weeding or walking outside.
Hey! Great thought ! Another one of your leaf blowing ruminations?
by Althenia October 9, 2017
mugGet the leaf blowing ruminationsmug.

Blow n Glow

A blow n Glow is when a man blasts his love potion all over a dames face. Then simultaneously flips on a UV Black light to illuminate her polluted facial epidermis thus creating a luminous masterpiece.
There are black light parties but nothing beats a Blow n Glow, if ya know, ya know!
by 1020oct August 2, 2021
mugGet the Blow n Glowmug.

Blow job angle

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.
Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!
by Feetsoup October 24, 2018
mugGet the Blow job anglemug.

rhino blow job

Mat gave a good Rhino blow job last night.
by Slidyslder February 11, 2014
mugGet the rhino blow jobmug.

Blow job

What women or men do (mostly women) to a man's penis by putting it in their mouth and sucking, rubbing with their hand, and rubbing the man's balls.
I came home from a very hard day at work and my boyfriend was sitting on the couch with romantic candles around the room. I knew exactly what he was in the mood for. I got on top of him and made out with him. Then I unbuttoned his shirt and kissed all the way down to his pant line, I undid his jeans and pulled down his pants revealing his tight boxers with his erect penis underneath. I pulled down his boxers and his penis sprung out. I gave him the best blow job he had ever had before. I had his dick in his mouth and my right hand on his shaft. My mouth was just past the head and I moved my toung around the tip and sucked lightly, with my right hand, I moved it slowly up and down and with my left hand I squeezed his balls lightly. I moved both of my hands and my mouth together, in rythem. I moved my mouth farther and moaned and he did too. I moved my mouth faster up and down and moaned again and he was almost going to cum. I went faster and faster and squeezed his balls in rythem and he cummed in my mouth, I swallowed it but didn't really enjoy it.
Later that night, I had the best orgasim ever and I think I will do that more often.
mugGet the Blow jobmug.

Blowing mud

When your sitting on the jon and your bitch sucks off your dick for a $20 bag of cocaine
"I need my fix, give me a twenty." *Plop* "You know what you have to do bitch. Start BLOWING MUD HOE!"
by The Yetti May 16, 2006
mugGet the Blowing mudmug.

Jell-o Blow

Powder cocaine (blow) cut with flavored Jell-o drink crystals or other candy-flavored powder.
We need to cut some more Jell-o blow. We're making a killing on New York playgrounds.
by Jaban April 19, 2008
mugGet the Jell-o Blowmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email