Any Biscuit And Chewing Gum

Any Biscuit And Chewing Gum

Any Biscuit And Chewing Gum

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

The Oreo-Biscuit

When you dunk your balls into a mouth full of cum

They let me give them The Oreo-Biscuit last night

by Gooblen June 10, 2023

Tool Biscuit

Synonym for dickbag.

Xavier is such a tool biscuit!

by Jenn Ross August 2, 2017

Biscuit

The part of the charger that plugs into the wall and accepts cords for charging. It’s chunky, like a biscuit.

Have you seen the biscuit for my phone? I can only find the cable.

by Ladyboar June 26, 2021

Biscuit Boost

An SMS boost of over 100 at a time, leading to inbound taking a fist up the arse.

James: Prepare your anuses, we just got biscuit boosted.
Steve: All back on inbound defend the ship!
Mabz: I'll be there just finishing off this homeless guy on my way in
Gill: More than 4!

by Ablemoss June 23, 2022

Dexterous biscuit

A biscuit that uses its tiny hands to ‘hold itself together’ better.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.

Caramel choc hob non holds more dexterity so can be dunk a few times 😋
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.

by Gentlemens night May 27, 2020