I am not crazy

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
by TheGuywiththetea February 11, 2024
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Mad Dog Crazy

An extreme or overtly ridiculous show of mental decline such as screaming in public places or unironically enjoying political speeches.

Mainly used to refer to actions but can be used to describe a person.
“Did you see what Jessica did at the part last night?”
Yeah dude that was mad dog crazy.”
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Palm Beach Crazy

bat shit crazy: not mentally present: marked by EXTREME delusions, esp. of grandeur: beyond insane: total loss of reason and accountability: unaware or unconcerned about consequences, compulsive liar, lives in the past, weird . . .
"She's not just crazy, she's Palm Beach Crazy," do you know what I mean?"
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Loco, crAzy, locO

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that's crazy

The nicest way to tell someone to stfu. When used, the user is telling the other person to silence themselves because the words combusting out their mouth are utter bullshit or just stupid.
Aidan: Bro did I tell you my mom died

Ayden: that's crazyyy

Aidan: Fuck you
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that's crazy

say that when you want to end a convo. also if your freind says that he is problably bored when he talks to you. when someone says "that's crazy" or "woah that's crazy" they want to end the talk or convo
guy 1) AND MY CAT GOT STUCK IN THE GLUE LOL
guy 2) woah that's crazy
guy 1) THEN I WACHED HIM EAT THE GLUE LMAO
guy 2) CAN YOU SHUT UP?!?!

guy 1) then he died
guy 2) oh....
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