Crazy eyed tits

When a girl's nipples point in opposite directions resembling a crazy eye.

Shes hot but she has some crazy eyed tits

by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

Crazy-button

Noun. Describes the visible hole of the human female in which stool is passed. It is used interchangably with "asshole," "fart box," or "turd cutter." However, the crazy button more specifically refers to the female of the species, and describes the inevitable dynamic in a relationship involving at least 1 female whose asshole receives oral sex from their partner, and subsequently the receiving female begins to act irrational and obsessive about their partner following this event. From this point forward in the relationship, the giver of the oral sex-asshole session has now activated the crazy button and must exercise caution, especially if the giver is a male. Jail is a usual consequence of crazy-button activation.

Walksontop gives advice to younger generation: "Look, if you lick her asshole, you're going to jail. You do that, and they all of a sudden turn crazy, wanting to smell your dick and shit. It's their crazy-button."
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.

"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 8, 2024

sports crazy

sports fanatic

Erick is a sports crazy although he does not have a lot of money, he is traveling to see the game of his favorite soccer team.

by gusygu888 October 1, 2017

Crazy?

I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once...

THE VOICES ARE GETTING LOUDER
maybe im going crazy
crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

by Denzil bowman June 19, 2023

Crazy Kyler

A bat shit insane native creature named Kyler who strangles people with bike chains

Crazy Kyler is FUCKED.

by the big dirty 69 420 November 2, 2016

Crazy Aunt Sheryl

A poggers aunt whos on cocaine

Jerry: your Crazy Aunt Sheryl is hotttt
Steve: thanks.

by phatbusseydicsuqer May 25, 2021

Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023