Person 1~ I sall where Billy is with Becky on Facebook
Person 2~ How did you see that, I thought his profile was private
Person 1~ it is but I made fake account and trolled his wall
Person 2~ who was the troll?
Person 1~ Wendy, that hot chick on the cheer squad
Person 2~NiCccccEeeee
Person 2~ How did you see that, I thought his profile was private
Person 1~ it is but I made fake account and trolled his wall
Person 2~ who was the troll?
Person 1~ Wendy, that hot chick on the cheer squad
Person 2~NiCccccEeeee
by Glitchin February 8, 2013
Get the Troll mug.Ignorant so called "sports-fans" who have nothing better to do than to go around commenting negatively on Laker related stories, hoping to entice someone into an argument that is senseless and baseless. This is a mutation of the life-form known as Laker Hater, and as such share character traits.
The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.
Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.
The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).
Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.
One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.
The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.
Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.
The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).
Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.
One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.
Laker Fan 1: "Did you see that stupid comment about the Lakers bro, obviously a Kobe Hater? I'm so tired of seeing that Laker Troll post all the time so I'm gonna go off on him for a page."
Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."
Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."
by CarpLove April 24, 2013
Get the Laker Troll mug.A person going in to a semi-large group usually more than 8 with the soul intention of ticking off one if not most of the group for the purpose of creating their own entertainment and bringing out the gullible stupidity in others
In a game of CoD gun game Try hard: finally I got off of that ridiculously stupid sniper Troll:(knifed try hard) Try hard:I hate you you suck Troll: u mad bro?
by gungametroller May 21, 2013
Get the troll mug.Another name for a ladies clitoris. Under the right conditions, the Troll de Taco will make an appearance and convince it's she-owner to open the flood gates. The Troll de Taco is very demanding and sensitive, trying to negotiate with it too quickly or missing the obvious cues may ruin your chances of a second introduction.
Amanda was so impressed by Tom's well defined pectoral muscles, she insisted that her Troll de Taco meet his hole pole.
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Get the pickle trolling mug.Aw man I was trying to play a computer game last night, but the lag was awful because my roommate totally porn trolled me.
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