Super Straight

A transphobic straight person who will avoid trans people in their dating pool regardless of circumstance. Sexually insecure enough to make it an entire "orientation" to justify awful behavior. While many will say it's just a "preference" it is actually a dog whistle to say that they hate trans people. If it was a preference, they wouldn't make it their entire identity. e.g. you don't say "skinnysexual" to mention you have a preference.

John: What!? I thought you were cis?
Ashley: It shouldn't be a problem?
John: No, it is. I'm super straight.
Ashley: What the hell? You're an asshole, get out.

by AnimeCarebear March 18, 2021

Super straight

A sexual orientation in which cis males go on dating app Grindr to hook up with other men discretely, but will only have a romantic relationship with cis women to keep up appearances.

Some guy: Are you sure you’re not gay? We just had sex?

Other man: Of course not! I’m super straight! uwu

by Superstraight-uwu March 8, 2021

Spaghetti Straight

A person who identifies as straight but is open to or actively has sexual relations with someone of the same gender. The term stems from a widely used internet joke in which one person mentions somebody being straight and another person responds “so is spaghetti until it gets wet” ergo, meaning these people are straight until it comes to sex.

Person 1: Did you hear Matt hooked up with Jared last night? And all this time I thought he was straight…
Person 2: Well he is straight, just spaghetti straight

by Goofy Snake January 7, 2022

Super Straight

if you see someone say "i'm super straight" that means they are a gay bottom looking for a big strong man to fuck them in the ass! they are into piss, vomit and other bodily fluids. they suck a lot of dick and rarely shower, they are also usually failed abortions!

"oh he's super straight? i'm a big strong man who wants to fuck him in the ass!!"

by toratheswagster March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who is transphobic and doesn’t accept the fact that not liking trans people is a preference and a choice and isn’t a mf sexuality. People that identify as super straight only do it to talk back at the lgbtq+ community. If u say you’re super straight nah man you’re just straight and not oppressed so stfu

Person1: Hello i’m super straight.

Me: Nah bro get tf away from me with that ugly ass shit.

by chilenewaysso April 6, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who only dates the opposite gender; to avoid controversy against trans men or women

I’m a super straight male so I only date women.

by Cock’n’ball February 28, 2021

straight lesbian

When a girl is attracted to guys that look like girls/are gay.

Example 1: Kayla is totally in love with Bill Kaulitz. You know that German singer that looks like a girl?

Example 2:
Straight Lesbian: I would so fuck Jeffree Star!

Dude: But He's a total TRANNY!

by Sam Ssssss February 28, 2009