Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

i sleep

When someone sends you a funny video. It’s similar to replying with im deceased

Jason: *sends meme*
Brad: I sleep

by LovleyPeaches177 June 03, 2020

sleeping elephant

Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.

Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!

by Dr. Babybear August 02, 2014

Food Sleeps

Food sleeps are when you are sleeping and keep dreaming or thinking of food or as soon as you wake up food comes to mind, usually a certain food in particular and every time you wake up, it’s the first thing you think of.

I kept having the ‘food sleeps’ last night, when I woke up I had to eat a burger, I just couldn’t stop thinking of it.

by StudentAndTeacher May 07, 2023

food sleeps

In relation to Food Coma. A state after eating a large amount of food

'I'v had so much to eat I have the food sleeps'

by 0987612345000 October 20, 2017

buffer sleep

When you're asleep, and people keep waking you up.

Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 15, 2016

Sleep Dreaming

When Capptex accidentally goes to sleep in VC at 4:04 am on Saturday (real)

Hassan very clapped what a fucking idiot rayaan in bed with him also rebelc4 under him getting the best head in tghe world damn charts crazy bitch fucking sleep dreaming

by NotWhatislofe May 27, 2022