Skin Blimp

An impressive male genitalia gliding in for docking in your flesh hangar.

As she laid down, I released my skin blimp, but I was worried about a hard landing...

by cubs win February 22, 2012

skin gills

When a person cuts themselves with a razor 🪒 sliding it across their skin making flaps that look like gills on their skin

Dude I saw skin gills on Max’s thumb, I’m Kina worried about them.

by Not edgy teen March 15, 2022

skin drinking

Code for taking body shots with your girl

Lets go skin drinking bae

by OnelegOg January 27, 2016

Local Skin

A person who lives in your area whose main/only appeal is that they live nearby. This is a negative/objectifying term. Could refer to male or female.

Man 1: Dude I heard you got with Samantha, you must be excited!!

Man 2: Nah, she's just local skin. On to the next YA FEEL

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Woman 1: Wow Kathy I heard you hooked up with Dave, What a catch!!

Woman 2: Nah you got it all wrong, Dave is 100% local skin. Onto the next, YA FEEL

by Urmomsbutt101 July 31, 2014

Skin Trumpet

A male sex organ witch contains a copious amount of prepuce

Jon’s skin trumpet goes crazy with that extra foreskin!

by Yoursistersplunger October 28, 2023

skin johnny

A skin johnny is someone, usually a male, who is a giant, annoying jerkoff.

"Hey, you know jim strong? He's a real skin johnny!"

by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025

Old Skin

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.

Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!

by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018