self-fucker

A self-fucker is a guy with a big dick who likes to be fucked in his asshole.

I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

self esteem

A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.

Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

Break yo self fool!

Referenced from the Chappelle Show when Wayne Brady was the guest. It is what you say before you want to whoop someones ass/take their money/commence some form of violence or robbery. Sometimes mistaken for 'brace yourself'...which is wrong.

(Whilst watching Chapelle Show)

Wayne Brady: There he is....BREAK YO SELF FOOL!
Man: AWW SHIT, IT'S WAYNE BRADY, SON!
*Wayne Brady shoots the guy down*

Rhyz: haha that's funny, BRACE YO SELF FOOL
Helena:.........you just killed it........just...no.....

by RIVERSIDE MOTHAF****KA September 4, 2010

self expression

1) An expression coined by Dr. Spock (the baby book man, not the star trek guy) designed to make crappy parents feel good about the fact that they have no control over their children.
2) A phrase coined by an art teacher dropping acid, to describe why her class has no real format.

1) We wouldnt want to stifle his self expression with any rules, so we let little Johnny shoot holes in the wall.
2) Well if we followed a curriculum then the students wouldnt be have freedom of self expression.

by ECone05 September 16, 2003

self shocker

Accidently plunging your finger/fingers into anus,once and not enjoying it, during the act of wiping. Usually because of inadequate wiping material. Doing this repeatedly falls under self gratification.

That toiletpaper is so thin I just got a self shocker.

by Justin S February 7, 2005

selfie-bombing

When a drunk person in a bar asks you to take a photo of them, using there phone, and you instead take a selfie. You must take the selfie, and then a photo of the person or group, because they will look when you return their phone. That way, they will see the photo they want, and move on. Then, however long it teas them to realize it, one day they will say: "who the fuck is that?....."

"That guy wanted me to take his pic with those two girls, but I selfie-bombed him instead. I've become a selfie-bombing connoisseur."

by CodyParanoid June 8, 2014

selfbot

A selfbot is used on the application Discord, people that go by the term "skid" use selfbots
A list of selfbots that are worth using go by

Lucifer Selfbot
Odyssey Selfbot
Rise Selfbot
Nighty.shit Selfbot

A: Bro i just bought used a rise command in discord and people went crazy over the embedded messages
B: All my friends just got a selfbot on discord and are now basically a bot

by Elyk=Kyle February 22, 2021