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Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.
Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?
by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024
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Russian Bunghole

Sourced from the classic Russian stereotype of drinking vodka and the side hole of a barrel in wine making termed as the “bunghole”, the Russian bunghole is when you blow vodka into someone’s asshole, let it sit for a few minutes, and then suck it out. This action turns the vodka into a fresh cocktail of whatever the participant ate yesterday.
Yo babe!! I’m ready for the Russian bunghole! Don’t bother telling me what you ate yesterday…I’ll find out soon enough.
by anonymous July 7, 2022
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Russian Suction Cup

When two wet buttholes are pressed together and pulled apart and a suction popping noise occurs.
by Skatecrete January 17, 2021
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Russian Mustache

The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.
I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.
by Otown1988 October 27, 2020
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russian ompaloompa

The Russian Ompaloompa is when the male dips his member into chocolate fondue and then proceeds to place their member inside of the mouth and throat of another until they can barely breathe while humming an eery tune.
I gave that gave that girl from the bar a golden ticket, took her home and gave her the full Russian Ompaloompa.
by georgecuntwbushtackle September 14, 2019
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Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.
Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.
by theejaybles December 10, 2016
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Russian Mercedes

Dustin got a Russian Mercedes in his Tesla.
by Russianmercedes30 May 14, 2019
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