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Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.
by Transy15 June 10, 2016
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The Road Digger

The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.
"I hate Mike, he did the road digger in the middle of wetherspoons yesterday!"
by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022
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beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021
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Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.
When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.
by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018
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road annoyance

When you are mildly angry at other cars in the road due to their driving .

A step down from road rage
I had road annoyance when the car infront of me was driving below the speed limit .
by Road annoyance February 26, 2017
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road commode

The nastiest dirtiest slut you can imagine that everyone has had a piece of worse than a dope whore
That bitch is such a nasty road commode I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.
by Funny frog June 20, 2016
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Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing

If you try to play this monstrosity of a game, the only way to keep playing is with your eyes taped open, mouth taped shut, and with a vomit bucket nearby. if you like a consistent sound of a tornado on drugs, this is for you, if not, try Beamng' or Forza 5 instead
Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing idiots pleasure
by CARFART83 February 25, 2025
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