A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.
Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.
by Transy15 June 10, 2016
Get the Road Gnatmug. The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.
by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022
Get the The Road Diggermug. To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021
Get the beat the monkey to the roadmug. When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.
by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018
Get the Spork in the Roadmug. When you are mildly angry at other cars in the road due to their driving .
A step down from road rage
A step down from road rage
by Road annoyance February 26, 2017
Get the road annoyancemug. by Funny frog June 20, 2016
Get the road commodemug. If you try to play this monstrosity of a game, the only way to keep playing is with your eyes taped open, mouth taped shut, and with a vomit bucket nearby. if you like a consistent sound of a tornado on drugs, this is for you, if not, try Beamng' or Forza 5 instead
by CARFART83 February 25, 2025
Get the Big Rigs: Over The Road Racingmug.