Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.

Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!

by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019

Blue Pudding

lmao the love of my life

hes hot “Blue pudding”

by to the loml you’ll see July 11, 2019

Joyful pudding

A pudding, or dessert, undefined, but has the LIT qualities of what you’re looking for in a dessert to bring joy to your taste buds.

“Smother, bring me that joyful pudding!”

by BurnsySmithers July 19, 2019

tan puddle

Person who is very tan and very hot

Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.

Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE

by Foxy5 April 3, 2019

Anal puddlesmack

A word for the disabled and illiterate retards

Shut the fuck up anal puddlesmack

by Reeeeeee xdddddd July 21, 2019

Perky puddn

The act of someone making vanilla pudding and mixing Percocet pain killers into the milk.

Damn there goes Chris again nodding off he must of ate to much of that perky puddn again.

by WILLIAM FREDRICK October 16, 2019

rice pudding

When something exiting happens and it makes your body contract in diffrent places and say:iiiii

Iva! He texted me! I m feeling so rice pudding!

by Neverbeu December 6, 2019