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karma poo

(noun) The random dog doo that a dog owner picks up and disposes of when out and about to make up for those times when his or her own dog has done its business somewhere that then mysteriously cannot be found (e.g., out in the tall grass in the park).

To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.
"Man, I've looked everywhere and I can't find Fido's poo!"
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
or
"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."
by MollyBurrito August 21, 2011
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Reecey-poo

An annoying nickname for someone named Reece. If your Reece is like any other, he will role his eyes and probably crack a smile.
by Reecey's lover May 19, 2022
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Poo Sex

Poo sex is enjoyed by youths experimenting with sex, they slather themselves in faecal matter as if its lube and shag like theres no tommorow whilst coated in shit
Guy 1: "Damn Homie, My wife refused to have poo sex with me last night"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man, she's such a bitch, we can have Poo Sex tonight, don't worry man"
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I was desperate for some Poo Sex!"
by The Sasageyo Cunt August 12, 2021
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feet poo

like if a bird, shat on your foot
TJ: “Emma I got some major feet poo last night!”
Emma: “Why didn’t you wear shoes!?”
by tjaladishgambino January 10, 2019
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Rendez Poo

1. Going to the toilets with a buddy, with the intention to both do a Number 2.

2. Bumping into a friend whilst both taking a dump in adjacent cubicles.
1. Lenny: "Hey man, rendez poo in 5."
Carl: "Yeah, that Indian food'll be catching up with me any minute."

2. Stu: "La la la, sitting on the toilet..."
Brian: "Hey, Stu, is that you?"
Stu: "Talk about a rendez poo"
by Greglar September 27, 2011
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poo-catcher

A baby's cloth or disposable diaper. See also poo-bag.
"The baby is crying. I'd better change his poo-catcher."
by Lyn van Amstel June 20, 2007
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Poo Zucchini

One of the 2 ultimate insults (the other is do you are have stupid) It creates a infinite paradox that traps your opponent forever
Timmy: your nose is poopy
You: Well your a Poo Zucchini
Timmy: *slowly withers away*
by do you wish want die March 11, 2020
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