Poo Dick

A guy who fucks another guy in the ass and gets fecal matter on his penis.

Boy are you some sort of a poo dick fuckin guys in the ass.

by Jomac1227 February 14, 2019

Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

bonus poo

Bonus Poo-
That little something extra when you have already finished wiping and realized "Oh shit... more shit!"
It's like a gift from your ass.

"Hey John I just got done takin' a shit, I got lucky, had some bonus poo!"

by MechaOmniKami January 14, 2014

Tang Poo

If there aren’t enough unflattering nicknames for the newly indicted Donald Trump, this is the newest and perhaps funniest. Named for a tasty orange drink and whatever goes down the New York City sewer system, Tang Poo is so named because of Trump’s orange skin and the fact that he has shit for brains.

Republicans are so stupid that they would bring Tang Poo back into the White House if they could. The last I heard, you can’t run a country from the federal pen.

by anonymous September 4, 2023

Poo-sy

When a female wipes back to front, and brings the doody to the vagina.

I took a huge dump, and after I wiped, my poo-sy became so irritated.

by Tk147069 March 12, 2021

Girl poo

When a girl poos

Narrator- Ruby and Ella both girl pooed today
Ruby and Ella- Yes we did uwu

by your.daily.kny.translated August 24, 2023

Jailhouse Poos

When you are with other people in an enclosed place but you can not hold your poo any longer so you poo near them like an inmate would in a jail cell.

I couldn't wait any longer for the next rest stop so I had a bad case of the jailhouse poos in the car. Nobody talked to me for the rest of the trip.

by BlownerReceiver69 February 9, 2021