whack and pack

A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.

Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?

Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.

Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.

by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015

Packing the musket

The act of having anal sex while the other party is constipated.

Dumb thick Karen was constipated for 3 days so i had no other choice but to started packing the musket.

by jimlahey_securingthabag January 3, 2020

Packing lunch

To start putting on a weight usually a gut.

One might also refer to someone's gut or give said individual the nickname lunch man

person A: Joe has always been thin.
Person B: Not recently, now he is packing lunch.

by BobVance April 11, 2008

my quacks are in a pack

The opposite of my ducks are in a row.

I can’t seem to get anything right- My quacks are in a pack.

by Lorna Black July 3, 2023

Memo pack

A 16 year old boy Nick named memo from the west Melbourne suburb tarniet who died in a car crash and got his head decapitated thru the windshield, just like tooka in Chicago memo is referred to as weed in the Australian city of Melbourne, mainly in the northern and western suburbs.

“Dugu pack in my system been smokin on memo pack”

“Aye let’s light up dis memo gang”

by Burncitylingo January 30, 2023

packing

when two or more retards on discord attempt to argue

"this guy is trying to pack me"

"lets pack him together, i love packing"

by rease926 July 30, 2022

Packing Chi

Packing chi is an ancient method of holding in your load for a week or longer. Ancient study’s have proven that if you pack your chi in for longer than a year you may find enlightenment and gain the power of telekinesis. There are even story’s of wizards who packed chi for century’s bearing the gift of eternal life.

“Be careful, packing chi will produce powers unknown to modern man. Only few last longer than a month.” Said the wizard.

by Godofchi January 2, 2021