Rotters Jock

A strange black fungus lying in the crevis of your pelvis, resulting in a sicking rotting smell and large fungus stacks. Often mistaken with Gonorrhea.

My underwear is wet and now I have contracted Rotters Jock

by Denislovesrashers September 8, 2020

Scrap Jockey

Someone who believes a custodian of a classic vehicle requires shooting due to having not taken care of the vehicle to the point it has deteriorated over the years perhaps in a field or yard but yet has no problem with the other majority of folk who scrapped the same model of vehicle back in the day when it was worthless, and fails to see that some car, be it only good for the vin tags, RHD gear or glass or perhaps restoration, is better than no car.

...Cuthbert, posting photos on social media of your garden cars is going to open you up to loads of Scrap Jockeys giving you negative comments!...

by dialup2001 September 23, 2020

cock jockey

when a straight man simps for another man purely because hes popular.

jack coffey is a cock jockey fam
oath

by james purdy October 29, 2020

Knob jockey

A male who believes he is always right but talks like the shitty farts escaping his arsehole

That pauls a right knob jockey he believes his own shit talk n fart speak

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Scrap Jockey

Someone who moans about the owners of cars that are left laying unused and the fact the owner won't sell them but is fine with the majority of people who scrapped them when they were worthless

Posting pics of the cars in my garden will bring out the scrap jockeys

by dialup2001 September 25, 2020

Pingpong Jock

An alpha male who is frequently seen speeding down highways and winning drag races.

Hey man did you see that Pingpong Jock the other day?
Yeah man he was benching like 150kg yesterday. I felt like such a simp next to him 🤦 ♂️.

by Pingpong Jock October 6, 2020

cackoffice jockey

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks

Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey

by revere jr. December 4, 2020