John Herbert

An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".

John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.

by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023

Papa John

A Papa John is a whole Daddy.

Damn, Gilbert is a big Papa John.

by yeeyeebigpapa December 6, 2018

John Mccain

Slang for Cocaine

He say he want that white, that John Mccain

by StreetsOnLock June 13, 2018

John Bradley

such.a.john.bradley.. omL so lit.

john bradley
Baseball, tennis, always strive to get better 🙏😃

OMG. WHY R U SUCH A john bradley!?!?!?!?

by hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehh June 14, 2018

John turner

A short dick hardworking "man"

This guy is a john turner lookin motherfucker

by Twizzle1195 October 8, 2018

john sutter

The guy who likes to dress up as a furry and slaugter everyone in a city. He also tends to fix Wewoo's broken server.

Person 1: John Sutter is on again.
Person 2: oh no.

by ButteredBeans October 9, 2018

Kyle John

Ginger bear beast man of muscular built. Takes no shit from no one.

Hey have you seen the new guy? He's such a Kyle John.

by Anonymous 817 August 26, 2022