john gimbel

you use the term "John gimbel" to refer to someone as a hot and sexy beast.

omg bro you are such a "John gimbel". can I be you?

by hahawhoawhoa February 15, 2017

john condron

Lead vocalist and founder for We Stole Saturday, formerly Scars of our Youth.

John Condron founded We Stole Saturday alongside his brother, then-vocalist Aaron Condron and former Drummer Evan Corcoran. The current Lineup consists of guitarists Brandon Gately and Alexx Krol, bassist Joshua Fitzmaurice and drummer Adam Dillon.

by weirdyrandommetal1977 September 18, 2015

The John Horton

A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis

The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife

by Longishdong August 11, 2021

john westminster

A gentleman, a ladies man. Some have said “he’s like a fine wine”. Loves to cook and is a pasta maker. Usually will rock a Porche and is from Strong Island.

I want to be like John Westminster when I grow up.

by LICN2020 April 28, 2022

John Cena

Someone you can't see

Adam: Look at this picture i got with John Cena!

James: I can't see anyone?..

by John Cena's Manager December 08, 2020

John Petrucci

Simply guitar Jesus
Founding member and guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and more
Legend has it he could play 69,420,000 notes per second

You’ll never be better than him, period

You’re trying to cover a John Petrucci solo? Forget about it.

by August 19, 2021

John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.

I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!

by The_Almighty_Definer November 10, 2020