by Ernie Ernu February 19, 2025
Get the Jizz of Miatasmug. One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.
The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.
The victim is then considered a bitch.
Use move with caution.
*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.
The victim is then considered a bitch.
Use move with caution.
*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night
Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.
Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.
Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
by Wrestle Mania June 8, 2011
Get the Jizz Lockmug. Your special girl, no matter if you’re in an open relationship or like to occasionally sleep with someone else. You always come back to your special girl for the best sex and like to cum in her.
by Muckyfingers82 January 15, 2024
Get the Jizz Bunnymug. Somebody who nuts a week’s worth of cum inside a balloon, ties it up, and drops it on top of somebody passing by, covering them in your kids
Man 1: Ah Jeez! Who dropped all this jizz on me?
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024
Get the Jizz bombermug. by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022
Get the Jizz Turkeymug. Dirty nickname for Yankees second baseman Jazz Chisholm Jr., who also has played games at third base and centerfield in his career
Jizz Chasm had a pathetic performance in the 2025 MLB Home Run Derby, hitting only three home runs, easily the lowest of every participant, with each of the others hitting 15 or more home runs in the first round, with Junior Caminero and Oneil Cruz being tied for the most in the first round with 21, while Byron Buxton hit 20, Cal Raleigh, the first catcher to win the home run derby and Brent Rooker, both hit 17 in the first round, James Wood hit 16 and Matt Olson, who replaced Ronald Acuna Jr. in the Home Run Derby lineup hit 15.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2025
Get the Jizz Chasmmug. When one is fingering their own butthole and begins to think of LeBron James (or Bronny James). Usually leads to self impregnation. Common among most Ojibwa Native Americans. Zaya Wade is sexy!
by anonymous May 26, 2023
Get the LeBron Jizzmug.