january 27

the day you gotta give your girl cuddles and kisses and whatever they want

it’s January 27
oh i needa treat my girl

by ihaveapig January 23, 2024

January 3rd

January 3rd is No Ichiro Day. This refers to a day where you're not supposed to do, talk about etc anything related to Ichiro Yamada from Hypnosis Mic. He's strictly forbidden.

A: Hey my new Ichiro plushie just came in
B: Dude what the hell it's January 3rd
A: Oh shit you're right. I need to burn this thing

by rabidredsalsa January 2, 2024

January 28th

National vodka RedBull day

“Hey what you drinking” “well its january 28th... give us a double vodka redbull son”

by Redbull203 January 27, 2022

January 1

Punch a tall friend day! You get to punch your tallest friend

Yo dude, it's January 1st, let's go punch Person 3

Hell yeah

by CHAOS FOREVER!!! May 13, 2022

January 13

National Blonde Kiss a Ginger Day

Oh damn it’s January 13 tomorrow you know what that means…

by BigBalls9000 January 12, 2022

January 20

the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.

Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met

Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!

by datguy_009 December 7, 2024

15 january 2025

the day this definition was posted for urban dictionary to review

as of typing this it's currently 15 january 2025

by RF5C January 15, 2025