When you light your ass hair on fire and then run around Walmart screaming you can’t tame me while rubbing uncrustables on your man tits making sure you have all the jelly mixed with your titty milk. Also you have to call out all the niggers in the store
by Jey oi February 16, 2024

by StoneyMcStash August 27, 2020

In the begining there was lamba Jackson and he said let us create . He created punta kaita and pande Moris. On the 7th day he created chef roni. Aka de zangomos
by Lamba Jackson November 12, 2020

a kid who always wears a hat and gets no rizz. He is always talking to Exquisite Squire Madam Emo. He is a pirate and Australian.
by jehebeiebdh May 25, 2022

Jackson is a person that is a fucking hoe and likes other girls while he is dating one and he is a player but he is totally fake
by Jackson is fake December 27, 2019

Jacksons are usually dudes with hella lot of pimples(wash your damn hair), but that's just my experience. A Jackson is usually a dick, he says a LOT of your mom jokes, but you will get used to it.... He is also a procrastinator and doesn't mind getting shitty grades. Also makes a lot of whale noises which he claims is god tier but it isn't, he sounds like he is gong through puberty but this time he has frog in his throat and its much worse. Did I also mention he's a dick?, yea maybe.
by Yolo ur mom October 27, 2021

usually british with an awesome accent. super nice and sweet and fairly attractive. He is tall and loves sour candy (warheads). He doesn't like admitting that people are stalkers even though deep inside him he knows. very nice personality and persistent :) Doesn't like to admit he's stubborn. generally a cool kid and fun to hag out with
by ilovewarheads September 10, 2011
