June 1st

National Booty pic day

Day where your gf sends a booty pic on June 1st

by The kangaroo junkie June 1, 2025

June 10

National fuck your cousins ex/current girlfriend

Yo it’s June 10 i’m going to go fuck my cousin‘s girlfriend

by Come slave June 5, 2022

Birthday June 7th

This is the WORST birthday ever

“Omg your birthday June 7th?? What a loser!!”

by anonymous March 22, 2021

June 12

If you were born on this day you have a tiny dick, im talkin MICROSCOPIC, it’s smaller than my cats nipples

andrew garfield: “you know what day it is”
tom holland: “june 12?”
andrew garfield: “let’s see that tiny nipple lookin dick”

tom holland: “ok daddy”

by Thatonelampshade December 31, 2022

June 17

June 17 is for the best and coolest and just plain better. People born on this day are some of the funniest people you will ever see.

Damn i knew you were born on June 17th, you are so cool

by ivaat November 23, 2021

June 9th

the day harry styles grabbed my hand

holy fuck it’s june 9th. harry styles grabbed my hand 5 years ago today

by Stoneyyy June 9, 2023

June

June can be a very kind intelligent person or she can be the complete opposite

(1) I Want to see june today!

by Hyundai Tucson September 28, 2022