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Aiden Volk Wood

The coolest and hottest person there is with a knee knocking cock, whom gets all the bitches, some say he is him. He is the one who knocks, not with his hands but his cock.
Aiden Volk Wood is HIM
by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023
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Wood

British slang for 'penis'.
Yo I saw monica today and I swear blud, my wood got hard.
by DarkestMan July 5, 2021
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thatcher woods

the most bussin function in the land post corona. Bring your drugs because it’s time to party. Be prepared to nature pee and have nightly visits from the local police.
Guy: Did you hear about people going to thatcher woods?
Guy 2: yea I heard the baddest bitches in town hang out there and it’s bussin
by Bodacious O September 12, 2020
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Pomp Wood

The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.
by Jewmelow April 9, 2010
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wood stroker

A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.
Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.
by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020
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wack my wood

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back
by ill tom reem October 10, 2013
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u smell like wood

A refrence to a good smell like burning wood
Guy#1 Hey nice cologne you smell like wood
Guy#2 Ok...thanks I guess
by XxSavage pandaxX March 8, 2017
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