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I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.
Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!
by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005
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To understand the concept that someone is trying to convey.

A phrase to use when you want to let the other person know that you understand what he/she is talking about and they can stop trying to explain it.
Dude: So, the carburetor and the pistons...

Me: I'm smelling what you're cooking
by Nole69 June 13, 2009
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I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup

"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.
Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"
by Mr Thawne January 22, 2019
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I'm just here for my cardio

the last words a sisters bf can speak before a sisters big bro whoops them upside the head, or gets there weapons.
sisters bf: I'm just here for my cardio
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped

sisters bf : runs to the car
by Gabrial duffey October 8, 2022
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I'm just tryna help, Ike

From 'what's love got to do with it?' Meaning: helping someone with something they REALLY don't need or want your help with - or not giving someone the help they need.
BB: Why did you give my number JJ, he is not cute to me?
KK: But he is nice and really likes you. I'm just tryna help, Ike...
BB: Ike don't need no help!
by athenanike October 8, 2008
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I'm willing to get closer if you are

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"
I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are
by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021
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I'm alright thanks, you?

Biggin'it up westside home boy. You cool for some gangbanging and drive-bys in my pimped ride?
Someone asks 'How u Doing homie?' You reply:
Biggin'it up westside home boy. You cool for some gangbanging and drive-bys in my pimped ride?
by MC Powell with his monobrow February 26, 2005
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