When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021
Get the Dutch Oven Blastermug. A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.
by nodatahere September 21, 2020
Get the Dutch Wafflemug. When a bunch of bros get together, cut holes the size of a head through a large blanket, and eat foods that cause much gas. They collectively wear this blanket while an unfortunate victim is inside and they pass as much gas as possible effectively cutting off good air to the unfortunate victim. The victim must stay within the broven until a time limit is reached specified by the bros.
by Bringindowntheblouse April 8, 2015
Get the Dutch Brovenmug. A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)
Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"
Tyson: "you probably liked it too"
Tyson: "you probably liked it too"
by emiT enO keeG May 8, 2024
Get the Dutch steamermug. A timeless dish that is the culmination of (2) classic entrees.
Obtain a Chipotle burrito bowl and Wendy's spicy nuggets in one sitting. Drop the nuggets into the bowl and shake vigorously creating a convection of nuggety goodness (similar to that of a Dutch Oven).
Serve immediately with Yum Yum sauce. Inebriation serves to enhance the flavor.
Obtain a Chipotle burrito bowl and Wendy's spicy nuggets in one sitting. Drop the nuggets into the bowl and shake vigorously creating a convection of nuggety goodness (similar to that of a Dutch Oven).
Serve immediately with Yum Yum sauce. Inebriation serves to enhance the flavor.
Guy 1: Bro, do you want to grab some Dutch Nuggets tonight?
Guy 2: Dutch Nuggeeetttsss!!!
Guy 1: Dutchhhhh Nugitz!
Guy 2: Hell ya fam, I'll bring the yum yum.
Guy 2: Dutch Nuggeeetttsss!!!
Guy 1: Dutchhhhh Nugitz!
Guy 2: Hell ya fam, I'll bring the yum yum.
by ZDub52 July 21, 2020
Get the Dutch Nuggetsmug. " oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"
by climatejames November 16, 2016
Get the dutch presentmug. A man who is mean but kind to the ones he love he hates people who hate on him loves roasting someone and is the funniest guy in the world
by BGDutch October 18, 2020
Get the Dutchmug.