Wokalzheimer's Disease

Dementia arising from the formation of protein plaque on brain surfaces, prevalent among late stage anti-White racists, antisemites and transvestites. Symptoms include morbid obesity, polychromatic fur growth, sadistic paedophilia, violent and often murderous outbursts, and loss of ability to reason.

After Patrick put on 200 pounds, died they/them's hair blue, engraved several bullets with the words "I hate Jews and crackers", and developed a habit of hanging around in the female toilets in hotpants and white kneesocks, the people who looked after they/them came to the reluctant decision that a period of confinement in a secure hospital was the only remedy for they/them's Wokalzheimer's Disease.

by Old Phardt October 3, 2025

Horasi Horasi Disease

A disease where you feel dizzy, lightheaded, sometimes itchy and causes violent spasms of the legs. It is most commonly found in Humans, Dogs and Giraffes

Bertie keeps running around, complaining about a headache, I think he's got Horasi Horasi Disease

by alius alibabwaus November 6, 2025

Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED)

The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)

Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…

You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!

Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.

by defs4dayz November 21, 2025

Trad-Cow Disease

When a man who values all of the traditional values, but has poor self image or no ability to properly talk to the opposite sex, he will settle for a morbidly obese girl who LARPS as trad. This is mostly found in traditional religious circles, or amongst the cottage-core enthusiasts.

“Dude, what is John doing with her? Yeah she wears a floor length skirt but she’s just a veil whale!”

“He’s got trad-cow disease bro, he’s too far gone.”

by McGumboBabushka December 22, 2025

Shaky Bitch Disease

Someone who shakes or twitches a lot may have this disorder. Can be abbreviated to SBD

Dont lety friend hold that, they have Shaky Bitch Disease and might drop it!

by Hermy Melvy January 1, 2026

The O'Hara Brother's Disease

When too many women are willing to have sex with you, most of those women catch feelings and won't let you be with any other women.

Damn man, he gets all the women, but he better be careful he doesn't get The O'Hara Brother's Disease, or else he could be in a whole world of hurt.

by Fridge547 April 28, 2017

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.

Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?

No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.

by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018