David

Big balls and short cock shaft. Similar to a chode (wider than it is longer). But it is not wide. Simply short and rests upon balls. Usually hairy and bad odored.

At spring break a bunch of people decided to go streaking and in the process i saw a David. People with David's should simply not be nude in public.. EVER.

by Truth_Hurts_Lies_Kill March 17, 2011

david bowie

Some gimpy "rock" singer who looks like a fetus in drag.
Has many fans purely because the majority of people on this planet fail to comprehend what real music is, and what goes into making it.
David Bowie is both a terrible guitarist, and his voice is vile.
If you want some real music, check out Gamma ray or Vio-lence.

"David Bowie sucks because he can't sing"

by Loz Cook December 28, 2005

Dalit

Democratic individuals who are fighting for equality in India.
Their movement is like Black movement,but is still in progress.

He is a dalit,must be fighting against inequality.

by Indian Daredevil June 19, 2021

Larry David

Used when talking about the classic old man clown hairstyle. Bald on top and a ring from temple to temple.

Dood you should just bic that dome instead of rocking a larry david.

by Drewid January 5, 2008

David Beckham

A God

A Footballer in England, a socer fag in America

a cool guy

Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now

Tony: shut up

by ALEXFUCKINGBECKHAM January 16, 2008

david archuleta

Lucky kid who girls seem to think is the greatest just because he looks like a penguin-monkey, is shy and because he can sing ballad after ballad endlessly until death warms over. He is also an object of both pure hatred and mindless love (ugh).

Why the fuck is David Archuleta liked so much? Am I even alive? What is the purpose of life? Can I die now?

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

David

A horribly insane, very smiley, tall, often smelly, awkward, star trek obsessed guy.

Ugh, David is so weird.

by NKOakwar February 21, 2010