Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...
by Secret Satan May 19, 2018

The best people in the world are named Christian. Everyone wants to be with someone named Christian because then they know that there will be a good time. They are the best of the best unlike people called Jonas, they are real shitheads and deserves to be eradicated from the world.
by Supreme leader volodymir February 2, 2018

by planetluv October 18, 2021

Cristian has a really big cock, he is sexy asf too. This kid has the sexiest face and is getting head from 74 girls this year, he also likes soccer and football and is a god at siege
by Cburgess_17 January 9, 2022

A feeling of deep attraction (not necessarily sexual) to a Christian man who does Christian things (for example, take pictures with orphans, take pictures doing their Devotional, or just generally exemplary Christian things).
by Ayeeeeeeere May 16, 2018

The biggest dickhead in the world. Honestly fuck this guy. Why was he even on the Dream Team? I do not know.
by Timcal July 19, 2018

by insertfunnyusernamehere May 5, 2021
