Captain Gay

Captain Gay is an awesome super hero that wears a rainbow flag as a cape, and has a mini transgender flag on (because he is transgender). He also wears rainbow suspenders and a rainbow word shirt, with grayish/ black skinny jeans, eyeliner, and black converse Chuck Taylor's. Don't forget about his sidekick captain Blurry face. And they are the most friendly super hero's ever. He can charm everyone, while she can blast good music.

Captain gay is here, so is Captain blurry face, time to rock out.

by Captain gay's favorite fan March 31, 2017

Captain Miskawitz

A masterbation technique where you bend down on your knees, throw your shoulders to the floor and think about black pussy as you stare at the night sky.

Sometimes when I'm lonely Captain Miskawitz comforts me.

by Boogers McGavin July 20, 2017

Capitanophobia

A fear of human beings named Steven.

Person 1: Hey look its Steven
Person 2: Okay lets go I have Capitanophobia!!!

by Smacking_Seal August 8, 2017

capitanophobia

a fear of Human beings named Steven

Person a: Hey look its steven
Person b: Can we go i have capitanophobia

by Smacking_Seal August 8, 2017

captain saggy balls

An old grouchy man

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.

by Captain saggy balls August 8, 2017

captain stupid

What you call little siblings brother when your mom is around.

Little sibling: Butt
Older sibling: Captain Stupid

by someone you will never know August 17, 2017

Captain planet

When u pull a bit*h on the scootch one night and couldn't be fuc*ed puttin work in the night after so you recycle that ass.

Omar u captain planet'd that bit*h!

by Omarplanet August 28, 2017