Brandon

The ugliest nigga ever. THey weird asf and they always acting like they hard. Can't fight or hoop. All brandons are week especially from Ohio, Cali, iowa, Indiana, Florida

Brandon a hoe! and A BItch!

by Real Nigga face February 05, 2020

Brandon. A

A Italian boy who’s sexiest with his brown hair and can pull any girls even boys and when he’s on the bed that’s something else but he has a shrimp

I’m good with ladies I’m a Brandon. A

by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021

Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.

"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"

by Shredxvc January 25, 2022

Brandon carr

Personal life intruder

Absolute comedian

Complete opposite of a ladies man

Schmuck

Ohh that man is a bit of a Brandon Carr

by Big boy virgin October 07, 2019

brandon

a funny man who does a funny tetris (really good at it too)

SHEESH!!! DAMN!!!! LOOK AT BRANDON GO!!! WOAH MAMA!!!!

by arrtgut April 02, 2022

brandon henderson

A man who preaches the Gospel for money, not for God, while using his position to prey upon naive women to satisfy his sex addiction. Man whore

Beware this false prophet as he is a wolf in sheep’s clothing that will destroy families, marriages and anything else that satisfies his narcissistic personality. He has no shame or remorse rather gaslights and manipulates you to believe more lies.

Brandon Henderson is the sales manager for NRS Trailers and gave deals to his female sales rep for sexual kickbacks.

by HonestEngine May 09, 2018

brandon

a fine ass guy with curly hair, braces, rich rich, and nice ass clothes. he might overthink a lot but you just have to reassure him you love him. he has a great smile and a great attitude. he ALWAYS compliments his girl and works out to get his dream body or just to lose some weight for good purposes. he loves cars and watching scary movies and is the best at imessage 8 ball.

kattie: bro i got this dude hes a total brandon
sala: brooo no way my bf is a total brandon

by lovegreenbears March 18, 2022